Sunday, August 22, 2010

Dear Brett

I have tried to avoid blogging about you but I can’t stand it anymore. I am tired of listen to all the apologists mumble while they have your johnson in their mouths.

Are you one of the greatest QB’s of all time? Yes, for right now. Are you the toughest QB of all time? Undoubtedly, well at least in the modern era. After all you do wear a helmet. Are you the biggest self absorbed, egomaniacal, pompous jerk ever to grace the football field? Absolutely! You are no better than those clowns from the Jersey Shore. I wonder if you even have had the common courtesy to thank ESPN for all the ball massaging you have received.

Today, you called a team meeting telling them that they need to make sure whatever goes on in the locker room stays in the locker room. You’re joking right? After all you are the king of “leaking info” to the press. How about every time you thought you might have become irrelevant during the off season, You texted “leaked” some teammate that you are going to retire and ESPN sent the entire press core down to redneck Ville just to make sure it isn’t so. I don’t just blame you. ESPN is just as fault. Hell, we thought John Madden was in love with you. ESPN has him beat by a mile.

News Flash Brett Favre, Most football fans hate you. Do us all favor. After this season just keep you mouth shut and show up to all the off-season crap or don’t. If your done just disappear, because after the last two years you have definitely ruined your legacy.

Sunday, August 8, 2010


Look, I know it’s been awhile. Decided I needed to back to school and get educated again, something new. Well I now I am back, just in time for football. Yeah Baby, football. But that is for a later blog. Tonight it is about Tiger.

Are we surprised he is playing the way he is? I for one am not. That guy has been through more in the last nine months than most athletes will go through in their whole career and after as well. Most these athletes are far worse than Tiger Woods. Don’t get me wrong what Tiger did was bad, Real Bad. However, if we step back and look at, let say the NBA. These guys are famous, almost celebrated adulterers and lead the world in illegitimate kids and other, under the radar activities. The majority of those clowns make Tiger look like a Angel. Tiger screwed up and he is paying for it. He has owned it and is trying to move on. The reason behind his play, horrible for him average for the rest of the field is simple. ESPN.

Yes, I said what most of us think these days. These ass clowns in Bristol think they have all the knowledge. They may have all the money but knowledge they lack. They have glorified Tiger to this almost Greek like God status, they and many others have done the same. Tiger maybe the greatest golfer our generation will ever see. He is however, just a man, one man, not a God not a hero not a role model just a man. A man who made some mistakes. I think the pressure he already puts on himself to be the best is plenty enough, we as spectators should just sit back smile and watch when he does something all these wanna bees wish they could. I think Tiger should call this season done, focus on the at home issues and practice like he used to. Go back to keeping everyone at arms lengths. Tell ESPN and the other networks that they are no longer allowed to mutter your name until he decides they can. Clean up your house and come back next year and lay it on them Tiger. We don’t care what you did anymore; we just want to see you do what you do, again.